17+ Hysterical Bumper Stickers That Are Drawing Attention On The Roads
Long car rides and road trips can feel daunting, but there are always a few things to look forward to.
A killer playlist, stopping for food along the way, and of course, reading all the bumper stickers that you encounter.
No Babies On Board—Still Don't Want To Get Hit
The classic Baby On Board window sticker has finally met its match.
There are adults in this vehicle, and they also really don't want anyone to run into them, which is understandable.
The Fact That No One Understands Why This Sticker Exists
Whoever drives this car feels strongly about people who do creative things like art, or maybe they don't like moody people? Or maybe it's people who say they are misunderstood?
This seems really targeted and like it should probably be worked out in therapy.
The "Double Income, No Kids" Stick Family
The family stick figure window sticker is fairly popular, but this take on the trend is clever.
Where there is usually a collection of kids, dogs, and cats, this couple added a big old pile of cash. Bumper sticker flex.
Gay Pride But Make It A Traffic Hazard
This bumper sticker is what happens when gay pride meets bad driving.
It's hard to be mad at someone who can joke about themselves like this, even when they cut you off by "accident."
He's 70 Years Old, Leave Him The Hell Alone!
Based on this driver's liftgate decor, it's evident that he's a decorated veteran, an elderly citizen with wheelchair parking, and he doesn't want to be bothered by impatient people.
He's over it. Go around him!
Don't Believe Everything You Think
The phrase on this bumper sticker should be plastered far and wide.
Sometimes the biggest challenge in life is the process of accepting that you were wrong and can change your opinion.
Sorry I Missed Church, I've Been Busy Rebelling
If rebellion could be summed up and put on a bumper sticker, it would look like this.
This is giving "I defected from the Bible-thumping life I grew up with" and while it might be considered offensive, it can definitely be considered funny.
Good Vibes To You From This Truck
The usual bumper stickers tend to be negative, snarky, sassy, or clever. This one, however, went for a different approach altogether.
This man decided to use his tailgate sticker to spread a little positivity on the road.
Coexistence In The Marvel Universe
There is a really common "coexist" bumper sticker that is seen on cars around the world featuring multiple symbols from various religions to spell out the word.
This is an interpretation of the coexist sticker but in the best way possible because it uses symbols from the Marvel Universe.
Slide To Unlock The Lift Gate
This car looks like it's part of a glitch in the digital matrix because there is a retro iPhone "slide to unlock" sticker on the liftgate.
Most people couldn't help but try to "slide" the arrow while walking by in a parking lot.
Gotta Watch Out For That Wiener
This hilarious bumper sticker kind of explains itself. The person who drives this car owns a dachshund, better known as a wiener dog.
Any small dog owner knows that little dogs love to stand in your walking path, thus, tripping over the wiener.
This Mom Or Dad Who Misses The Glory Days
Parents everywhere can relate to this short and sweet rear window sticker that simply says, "I used to be cool."
The DVD playing a kids' movie inside the car is just the cherry on top of this family carpool picture.
The Canadian Bumper Sticker
This bumper sticker looks fresh out of Canada where the apologies fly freely and politeness is principle (usually).
Instead of being annoyed at people tailgating them, this person's sticker simply says, "Sorry for driving so close in front of you."
Poor Unfortunate Kia Soul
![The Little Mermaid Ursula bumper sticker: Poor unfortunate [car logo] soul](https://www.gamedaynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Soul-Sticker-52256.jpeg?width=480 "Soul Sticker")
Fans of The Little Mermaid will recognize this Ursula sticker right away.
It just gets better when you notice that her famous ballad "Poor Unfortunate Souls" has been included using the Kia Soul vehicle decal.
The Animals Have Struck Back
This particular bumper sticker angered someone enough that they defaced it while it was parked in a Starbucks parking lot.
Nobody can be certain but it's suspected that a vegan had something to do with this.
A Tribute To The Mazda Tribute
![This is not the greatest car in the world, this is just a ... [car logo] tribute](https://www.gamedaynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Tribute-47937.jpeg?width=480 "Tribute")
Creating a pun using a vehicle's make and model is a great way to capitalize on the bumper sticker trend and still be witty.
This one is a Mazda Tribute and the sticker fixed above the vehicle decal reads "This is not the greatest car in the world this is just a..." tribute. There was a joke to be made and this person made it.
Why Women Live Longer
This photo was shared in the r/WhyWomenLiveLonger subreddit and it should probably be added to the community description because it basically sums up why men have a shorter life expectancy.
Hopefully these men are better at driving than they are at thinking logically.
This Could Have Been Drawn Better
This bumper sticker was probably supposed to be a sweet, loving tribute to a family dog, but that's not at all how it comes across.
Someone walking by was shocked by the arrangement of the sticker and stopped to take a snap.
We Believe In Magic And Nothing Else
People are notorious for plastering their religious beliefs on the back of their cars, they are so common that you'd think it gets you extra Jesus points.
This person decided that they wanted to get in on the action but not in the traditional sense. Their beliefs are more of the fantastical kind and honestly, same.
